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I had chocolate and then I ate some garlic powder and after that I had a dried apricot. It tastes like someone bare-ass farted in my mouth and I just let it marinate in there for a while. I hate myself.

— My Sister (via kevinohgee)

dying laughing right now


real text from an email my grandma sent the whole family

What day?  That  day?  What day!  THAT DAY!  ENUF!  Don’t you know? Know what! What day it is? Prolly!  What do you mean
prolly? I mean PROLLY! 

Is there anyone in the audience that can tell Derek the meaning of this message.  If so, I will give them a pat on the back and if you win, I will give him/her . permission to buy him a truck!

Hee Hee, just kidding, Derek!  This is a card to wish you a very happy birthday. 

Luv from grandma! *:) happy


This is a culture war. The right side is winning, at great cost. At great personal costs to people like Anita Sarkeesian, Leigh Alexander, Zoe Quinn and even Jennifer Lawrence, and countless others who are on the frontlines of creating new worlds for women, for girls, for everyone who believes that stories matter and there are too many still untold. We are winning. We are winning because we are more resourceful, more compassionate, more culturally aware. We’re winning because we know what it’s like to fight through adversity, through shame and pain and constant reminders of our own worthlessness, and come up punching. We know we’re winning because the terrified rage of a million mouthbreathing manchild misogynists is thick as nerve gas in the air right now.

Us Social Justice Warriors – this is me, stealing that word in order to use it against my enemies- are winning the culture war by tearing up the rulebook, and there’s nothing the sad, mad little boys who hate women and queers and people of colour can do about it. Nothing, at least, that doesn’t sabotage their strategy, because they can win their game from day to day, but they’re losing the war. They can punish me for writing this, and I’m sure they will, but that will only prove my point. I’m not afraid anymore.

Every time they make an example of one of us, ten more stand up in outrage to hold her up or take her place.

We are stronger, smarter and more numerous than anyone imagined, and we are not to be fucked with.

— Excerpt from WHY WE’RE WINNING: SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS AND THE NEW CULTURE WAR by Laurie Penny (via femfreq)


smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:
Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months

Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16


Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13


Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18


Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10


Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:
Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months

Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16


Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13


Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18


Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10


Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:
Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months

Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16


Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13


Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18


Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10


Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:
Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months

Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16


Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13


Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18


Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10


Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:
Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months

Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16


Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13


Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18


Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10


Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.

smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:

  1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
  2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

  3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

  4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

  5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

Love these Smart Girls! 

Yo I’m pretty sure all I did when I was 10 was eat fruit roll ups and play my gameboy, so good job y’all.


flamesconsort:

If any of you live in New Jersey USA or even anywhere close, this guy needs a foster/adoptive home by tomorrow. Roscoe is great with all people and dogs (but not aggressive ones). He’s house trained and UTD on his shots and everything, but he is getting dumped at the shelter this thursday 9/4/2014 and it is high kill.
If interested in fostering, it would be with the organization Eleventh Hour Rescue: click here for contact information and do it quick!! This is his page on petfinder.
Even if you can’t help directly, please reblog this, maybe one of your followers can.

I can’t have a dog but hopefully one of you can.flamesconsort:

If any of you live in New Jersey USA or even anywhere close, this guy needs a foster/adoptive home by tomorrow. Roscoe is great with all people and dogs (but not aggressive ones). He’s house trained and UTD on his shots and everything, but he is getting dumped at the shelter this thursday 9/4/2014 and it is high kill.
If interested in fostering, it would be with the organization Eleventh Hour Rescue: click here for contact information and do it quick!! This is his page on petfinder.
Even if you can’t help directly, please reblog this, maybe one of your followers can.

I can’t have a dog but hopefully one of you can.

flamesconsort:

If any of you live in New Jersey USA or even anywhere close, this guy needs a foster/adoptive home by tomorrow. Roscoe is great with all people and dogs (but not aggressive ones). He’s house trained and UTD on his shots and everything, but he is getting dumped at the shelter this thursday 9/4/2014 and it is high kill.

If interested in fostering, it would be with the organization Eleventh Hour Rescue: click here for contact information and do it quick!! This is his page on petfinder.

Even if you can’t help directly, please reblog this, maybe one of your followers can.

I can’t have a dog but hopefully one of you can.


As a woman, people are going to ask you to write the kind of insipid shit they would never in a million fucking years ask a man to write. They’re going to tell you to make it lovable, to take harsh opinions out of your heroine’s head, to cut your pissy first-person essay off at the kneecaps. They’re going to run out and publish a million and one disconnected, crappy Deep Thoughts by some self-proclaimed boy wonder, but they’re going to read your perfectly delightful work and tell you that it’ll be just great, as long as you only include the stuff on the trials and tribulations of being a mom (Argh! Teehee!) or being a girl (Oh noes! Teehee!) or being a woman (Growl! Just kidding! Teehee!). They’re going to ask you to write about your recent weight gain, or your recent divorce, or your recent (insert humiliating story here), and what lessons you’ve learned from it. They’re going to want you to come up with a fucking moral to your story. Because you’re a lady, you don’t have the option of stomping around in a funk. Because you are a woman, and you feel feelings, you must draw some giant, oversimplified conclusion. You must have blandly down-to-earth protagonists, you must have lovable mommies hugging lost kittens, you must have rainbows and sunbeams spewing out of your ass. They’re going to coach you into writing something you’re not entirely sure about, something you would never in a million fucking years read yourself (if you had free will, which it sometimes seems like you don’t), and they’re going to tell you it’s pure genius. And even though you still might see your piece or essay or snippet of prose as “literary,” they’re going to stick an incendiary headline on it (“Help! I Ate My Own Vagina!”) and it’s going to be an internet sensation, and you’re going to feel Bad with a capital B about it.

Preach, Heather Havrilesky. This is bleak but #letsbereal, several of these things have happened to me already in my admittedly short career as a freelance writer. (via annfriedman)

I love Heather’s writing.